Oooookaaaaayyyyy...

And so it ends - not with a bang, but with a resounding "WTF???"

I gave my notice today. In all honesty, considering that A) my company doesn't generally accept 2-week notice and B) I'm truly kind of fucking them, I expected to be escorted from the building and deposited on a curb. Instead I get this email sent to all my co-workers.-

Owen is moving on to the education field where he will be warping young children’s minds!

In all seriousness, this is a great opportunity for him and we wish him much success. Meanwhile, he will be finishing off the semester, teaching for us in both Petoskey and TC for some computer classes at night, with possible classes down the road. His last day is next Friday, so if you have any on-going business with TLC, please contact him before then.

I don't get it. I've been treated, to be blunt, like shit for the past few months, but now that I'm leaving it's "Congratulations! Would you like to continue doing the part of your job you actually enjoy and be paid three times as much as you've been making?"

Honest to God... I need a drink.